Kansas City Zoo MRI
What is up with Kansas City’s Health Care these days? Carolyn Ragan went to her doctor for an MRI on her spine. The hospital referred her to the Kansas City Zoo for the MRI machine that they use for the caged animals. Ouch. I think the doctor may need to work on his bedside manner a tad bit. Do not get me wrong. Ragan dresses out at 5 foot 275lb, which is great if you are a high school nose tackle. But sending her to the zoo? That is somewhat harsh. I am not a doctor or radiologist but I could have solved her problem without comparing her to a baby rhino. Do you need a freaking MRI machine when a polaroid would do the trick? See this picture. Your spine is hurting because you are carrying around an adult male all day. Go lose 175lbs and you will be fine. Have a nice day. Not that hard Kansas City.
Editors Note: I did not have a picture of Carolyn Ragan or the Kansas City Zoo MRI. I compromised with Zooey Deschanel. Close enough.
January 13, 2009 at 8:30 pm
“straight cash homey”
hahah, oh that Moss
January 13, 2009 at 9:11 pm
As a proud resident currently of Kansas City, I can tell you that the big girls around here know how to put some food down……..BBQ, steak, small children….they will devour it.
January 13, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Your zoo probably needs a giant oven more than a giant MRI machine.
January 14, 2009 at 2:16 am
If you are fat accept the fact that not all machines are made for people that are morbidly obese. As for comparing her to a baby rhino, that is a real insult to baby rhinos everywhere.
January 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I woulda try to stuff her ass into a regular MRI then sent her to the Zoo….that woulda been enough motivating humiliation to maybe drop some weight….Ohhhh even better would be to send her to the juicer like Violet in Willy Wanka
January 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Haha! I spent the majority of that post thinking, “Fuck…this chick they sent to the zoo looks a hell of a lot like Zooey Deschanel…”
Little slow on the uptake. Perhaps I need to be sent to the zoo for an MRI.
July 9, 2009 at 2:10 am
i am leve a image
July 13, 2009 at 12:57 am
Fat people are like religious ones. You can say anything to them and they will get offended.
August 1, 2009 at 7:12 am
hi zooey how are you today
October 21, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Zooey is one of the prettiest women ever.
February 7, 2010 at 9:51 am
…………. …… …… …. … …. … ……. …… .. . ……
February 7, 2010 at 10:37 am
otherwise
February 7, 2010 at 12:19 pm
zooey deschanel is beautiful
February 7, 2010 at 1:18 pm
you were great in the movie bridge to teribithia
February 7, 2010 at 1:37 pm
and you were great in the movie elf
February 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
my name really is anonymous
February 7, 2010 at 3:55 pm
its gonna rain
February 8, 2010 at 5:17 pm
zooey deschanl looked hotter and beautiful in bridge to teribithia
February 9, 2010 at 7:17 pm
this is bill deschanel i know we have the same last name but im not your son
February 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm
its gonna rain
February 9, 2010 at 7:25 pm
zooey deschanel looks beautiful in the movie elf
February 17, 2010 at 8:14 pm
zooey looks like jovie from elf
February 25, 2010 at 7:51 pm
WHY IS CYBERBULLYING NOT ALLOWED ON KANSAS CITY ZOO MRI.
February 25, 2010 at 8:02 pm
ay zooey when i saw you in elf i though you were someone else
February 25, 2010 at 8:09 pm
hey its bill and i just turned 8 your pretty nice zooey your voice sounds beautiful.
February 25, 2010 at 8:19 pm
this is bill if you know bridget drake then why dont they make my life misrable on your own risk i like to see them try lousy.
February 25, 2010 at 8:21 pm
yeah i like this song
February 25, 2010 at 8:28 pm
you and your sister are beautiful
February 25, 2010 at 8:28 pm
am I funnier when im drunk
March 15, 2010 at 7:10 pm
i have a problem with black people
March 18, 2010 at 3:16 pm
?
April 13, 2010 at 7:06 pm
hey zooey i havent talked to you for so long i stilll thing your beautiful
April 28, 2010 at 7:27 pm
i want you to know something zooey you have beautiful eyes
May 24, 2010 at 7:06 pm
serves you right
October 10, 2010 at 10:49 am
it sounded like this message came from someones NINTENDO DSI
October 29, 2010 at 2:14 pm
james is playing
October 29, 2010 at 2:17 pm
ha ha ha i cannot beleive i am replying zooey on my dsi my fucking god. its me bill deschanel happy halloween
November 2, 2010 at 4:35 pm
3 2 1 and hes back im so over my dsi thing and looks like i own 300 dollars
December 1, 2012 at 9:34 am
Really ?