Kansas City Zoo MRI
What is up with Kansas City’s Health Care these days? Carolyn Ragan went to her doctor for an MRI on her spine. The hospital referred her to the Kansas City Zoo for the MRI machine that they use for the caged animals. Ouch. I think the doctor may need to work on his bedside manner a tad bit. Do not get me wrong. Ragan dresses out at 5 foot 275lb, which is great if you are a high school nose tackle. But sending her to the zoo? That is somewhat harsh. I am not a doctor or radiologist but I could have solved her problem without comparing her to a baby rhino. Do you need a freaking MRI machine when a polaroid would do the trick? See this picture. Your spine is hurting because you are carrying around an adult male all day. Go lose 175lbs and you will be fine. Have a nice day. Not that hard Kansas City.
Editors Note: I did not have a picture of Carolyn Ragan or the Kansas City Zoo MRI. I compromised with Zooey Deschanel. Close enough.
January 13, 2009 at 8:30 pm
“straight cash homey”
hahah, oh that Moss
January 13, 2009 at 9:11 pm
As a proud resident currently of Kansas City, I can tell you that the big girls around here know how to put some food down……..BBQ, steak, small children….they will devour it.
January 13, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Your zoo probably needs a giant oven more than a giant MRI machine.
January 14, 2009 at 2:16 am
If you are fat accept the fact that not all machines are made for people that are morbidly obese. As for comparing her to a baby rhino, that is a real insult to baby rhinos everywhere.
January 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I woulda try to stuff her ass into a regular MRI then sent her to the Zoo….that woulda been enough motivating humiliation to maybe drop some weight….Ohhhh even better would be to send her to the juicer like Violet in Willy Wanka
January 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Haha! I spent the majority of that post thinking, “Fuck…this chick they sent to the zoo looks a hell of a lot like Zooey Deschanel…”
Little slow on the uptake. Perhaps I need to be sent to the zoo for an MRI.
July 9, 2009 at 2:10 am
i am leve a image
July 13, 2009 at 12:57 am
Fat people are like religious ones. You can say anything to them and they will get offended.
August 1, 2009 at 7:12 am
hi zooey how are you today
October 21, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Zooey is one of the prettiest women ever.