I realize that most who come to this site have probably never seen a business card and probably have no idea why people use them. I will try to explain it to the fine people of Kentucky. A business card is similar to your mom writing her name and number on the Texaco men’s bathroom wall except it conveys a little more class then that. I have brought the world’s greatest infotainer, Joel Bauer, on board to explain the proper use of the business card. Enjoy.
Former New Orleans Saints running back Deuce McAllister filed for bankruptcy today because he owes Nissan 6.6 million. For some idiotic reason Deuce thought it would be a good idea to invest 6 million in a car lot in Mississippi. No offense to my friends in the South but are you really ready for a car dealership? I’m betting that the handful of people who drive cars in Mississippi choose between a Ford F150 or the Chevy Truck. Nissan’s just do not handle well on dirt roads. Note to Deuce. You may also want to close your Yacht dealership in Kentucky and your Gulfstream showroom in Kansas. While you are at it, the people of Iowa do not need that uppity Wendy’s you built. Just put your money in your savings account or invest in your rims. Stop being the Donald Trump of Mississippi.
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