Supersized Simpson

Wow.  While Tony Romo is choking playoff games, his girl is choking down Big Macs.  That person in the picture above is not Meatloaf.  That is the girl who ruined the Cowboys season with a little help from her douchebag boyfriend.  I do not know where to start on this one.  First, people will not notice your giant tits when you have a beer gut bigger than a dude that installs mufflers.   Second, why in the hell are you wearing two belts?  Those granny elastic waisted pants are going nowhere.  Two belts are a bit much.  You are dating the QB of America’s Team not Jared.  Get yourself together.  Talk to Kige Ramsey about catching Anorexic.  (Click Here)

I’m not trying to be mean.  I hated the no talent retard when she was skinny.  This is a wake up call for you Romo.   If this does not make you leave that idiot to concentrate on winning a freaking playoff game, then I don’t know what will.  Do the right thing.

Joaquin Phoenix Rapping

I’m not sure if this was the dream that Martin Luther King talked about 45 years ago.  Joaquin Phoenix has pretty much lost it and is now a rapper.  He looks like he is channeling Jim Morrison and Rufus the Stunt Bum from Bumfights.  I’m going to give him and any of you other aspiring rappers some free advice.  If you were cast as Johnny Cash who is as white as they come, you are not suited for the rap world.    You are a great actor but please leave the rapping to guys like Kevin Federline.  Just stop walking the line with your right nostril and we will forget about this.  Thank you.

Mo Money Mo Problems

The man was scared to death not to let him take today off.  I plan on enjoying the holiday by catching Notorious.  For those of you not in the rap scene, this movie is about Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie aka Biggie Smalls aka Christopher Wallace.  This is actually getting good reviews despite the fact that PDiddy is involved.  Word of advice for my suburban white readers.  If you are scared to go, stay at home.  If it is not showing in your neighborhood movie theater then just wait until it comes out on dvd excuse me blu ray (Did not mean to disrespect).  I was able to score a clip of the movie.  After watching this, I think I need 17 shells so I make it understood.   Watch and you’ll understand.