Things Fat People Hate: Wade Phillips
This breaks my heart. I mean he’s one of us. He was once in the back of my weight watchers meeting. I have also checked out behind him at the JC Penney’s big man’s clothing register. I know Wade Phillips. But Wade, you just got your ass whipped by the freaking Rams. I’m sick of you running around on the sidelines clapping and throwing your arms up like Bob Barker just told you to Come On Down. You are not a contestant on the Price Is Right. You are the coach of the Dallas Cowboys. I hate you daintly dropping the challange flag after dangling it between your fat fingers. Throw it Down like a man. This is not acceptable. You are not acceptable. The Rams Wade the Rams. Damn you Wade. I had faith in you man.