Pregnant White Rappers
Ya it worked for Amy Poehler. I’ll admit she pulled it off Saturday Night. But lets just put a stop to any future white pregnant rappers before any of you knocked up bitches get any ideas. Nobody and I mean nobody wants to see you try to rhyme and waive your hands like you just don’t care. No we don’t care. We don’t care that your pregnant and we don’t want to hear about it let alone hear you rap about it. Its called a maternity leave. Use it and whine to the lucky baby’s daddy.
Now, if you have a social life like I do and actually left the house on Saturday Night, here is the clip your loser coworkers are yapping endlessly about today.