World’s Fattest Man
We would like to extend our congratulations to the Worlds Fattest Man who was married in a ceremony in Mexico this past weekend. Our Mexico Officina is reporting that the bride wore a strapless white gown while the groom wore a queen sized bed and heart monitor. We wish them all the best.
Enough of the wedding crap. Fellas, it is time to bring the title back to US soil. No excuses. He once had an insurmountable lead at 1200lbs but with her constant nagging, he now checks in at 700lbs. Just like the great Mickie told Rocky, “Women Weaken Knees”. He does not have the stomach anymore to fight for his title. He is out running errands at Cama, Bana y Beyond instead of kicking back in bed and knocking back some chickens. I am issuing a challenge today. Take back the title. Don’t ask for the title of Worlds Fattest Man. Take that title. Do your patriotic duty and bring it home. USA! USA! USA!