World’s Fattest Man

We would like to extend our congratulations to the Worlds Fattest Man who was married in a ceremony in Mexico this past weekend.  Our Mexico Officina is reporting that the bride wore a strapless white gown while the groom wore a queen sized bed and heart monitor.  We wish them all the best.

Enough of the wedding crap.  Fellas, it is time to bring the title back to US soil.  No excuses.  He once had an insurmountable lead at 1200lbs but with her constant nagging, he now checks in at 700lbs.  Just like the great Mickie told Rocky, “Women Weaken Knees”.  He does not have the stomach anymore to fight for his title.  He is out running errands at Cama, Bana y Beyond instead of kicking back in bed and knocking back some chickens.  I am issuing a challenge today.  Take back the title.  Don’t ask for the title of Worlds Fattest Man.  Take that title.  Do your patriotic duty and bring it home. USA! USA! USA!


11 Responses to “World’s Fattest Man”

  1. She better have gotten her stretches in for that wedding night. She may still be trapped under one of his folds.

  2. She didn’t look half bad and she could have weighed 400lbs for all I knew. It is hard to really size her up next to 750lbs.

  3. Just think of the “dutch ovens” she’s gonna have to deal with!

  4. Always negative. Think of the crumbs in bed. You could live off of that for years.

  5. o.m.g he or she ib.800 pounds ohhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy godddddddddddddddddddddddd thatttttttttttttttttttttttttttt isssssssssssssssssssssssss crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! torribleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!@#$%^^^^^^^^&*)_+!!@##@@@@@@@@#$%%^&&**(()))(& crazy boy is fat fat boy on the recue he said thats wat fat people dont like because they shoubled the twinkie down his throat he”s a twinkie cant even see his chan how fat he is hes A FATTY EVERYBODY SAYS THAT IN YOU FACE HCHNURFHUHFYFGYDGGGGGGGGGGGGYEWYU7uyfYTGFGRFR55DRFDTFDFTFTTETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRETETETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HES SO FAT

  6. @ Isaiah…you what??? i think id rather be 800 pounds then have your vocab :S

  7. gongratulation lady God will reward you for your hard zork

  8. Poor woman, having to live with a guy like that. 😦
    That man betta b happy, ’cause things r gettin’ prettttyyyy slim around here… LOL

    I’ll pray 4 u guys!

  9. That man betta b happy, ’cause things r gettin’ prettttyyyy slim around here… LOL

    I’ll pray 4 u guys!

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  11. fat is not good

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