PETA and Fur
Nobody cares about fur Peta. The only people who wear fur are pimps, rappers, Aretha Franklin, rich old white ladies and Lindsey Lohan. That is about 25 people out of 3 billion. Can you focus your hunger anger somewhere else? It is not like Target has a fur coat section right next to the patio furniture department. The fact is you have to be either super rich or a varmint hunter to wear fur. Who is Lindsay Lohan hurting? Maybe half of a chinchilla at the most gives it up for her skinny ass. Peta gets even by throwing a bag of flour on her. That is just mean. Poor Lindsay’s cocaine nose has been twitching like the Bewitched lady for the last week because of you. I wish that little boy she hangs with had put his foot up your ass. Just mind your damn business and eat something.
Why do I care? I really don’t. I’m actually on Peta’s side in that Lindsey should not wear so much clothing in the first place. I do not wear fur mainly because there are not enough rats in Harlem to outfit me in a coat. If you really care about these animals, go after your neighborhood pimp. Throw flour in his face. Go after Snoop or the surviving members of WuTang. See what happens to you when Snoop busts out his pimp hand. I just want you to quit crying every time I eat brunch and stay away from my family sized bucket of chicken. Unlike that little boy, I will put my foot up your ass.