Yes We Can OJ
Jailed at last. Jailed at Last. OJ Simpson Jailed at Last. It took 13 years but Yes We Can. Yes we can incarcerate you. Yes we can entrap you. Yes we can confine you in Las Vegas. Yes we can. OJ. Yes We Can.
Hopefully, Bush does not get confused and pardon the Juice. It would be kind of funny if he did though. Even better if Obama gave him a pardon on the first day of office. Take that to those who say I’m not black enough. You never know because Obama is up to something. He is buying his wife a $30,000 diamond ring. I think Kobe dropped 6 million so its probably not too bad of a deal. You have to also consider that Rape diamonds are always over priced like in that movie. I digress.
Anyway, I am happy for this country and happy for OJ. I’m happy that somebody is going to make a glove fit on OJ. I am happy that he will be able to personally cross examine an entire population of real killers. I am happy that that he has to give his nine cent salary a day to Ron Goldman’s family. I am happy that I will never have to hear from Fred Goldman and his stupid mustache again. I’m happy that I will not have to hear from OJ again. Happy Holidays.