Get Off My Lawn
Now that the NFL season is over (fing Cowboys), I have decided to look forward to other sporting events. I just realized that the NHL is still in business by the fact that they will conduct a game at Wrigley Field this Thursday. I love Canada. I like George St. Pierre as middleweight champ. But let’s be honest here, hockey is nothing more than soccer on ice. You skate around for a few hours and most likely end in a tie. You give us last names without vowels that end in X that we cannot pronounce. You give us the term Hockey Moms which is moronic. You give us fights in which nobody gets knocked unconscious. I have seen Jr. High girls end fights better then your figure skaters. I like Canada, Detroit and Chicago but please keep that crap to yourself just as the south should do with Nascar and Europe should do with soccer. It is going to suck when the Calgary Flamers move to a place like Albuquerque, New Mexico. You know it is going to happen. Keep that stuff up there. I live 15 miles from a team that won a Stanley cup a few years ago and nobody here cares. Do not get mad or blame me. I am actually supporting the hockey fan on this one. Having teams in Disney World and North Carolina ends your sport. Leave Wrigley out of this and do not tear up the infield with your game. Go Cubs Go.