New UFC Ring Girl
Enough about hockey. Let’s get back to sports. There is a bit of controversy surrounding the new ring girl for the UFC. The ring girl is very important as it balances out the fact that you are watching two guys in shorts roll around on the ground together for long periods of time. Sure they are beating the crap out of each other but it does get awkward to hear the terms rear naked choke and full mount yelled out by one of the other 50 dudes watching this with you. The ring girl allows you to watch a nice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu display without being homo. Here is the controversy. Many of the UFC fans are not feeling this girl. She is a throwback to the days when the cost of breast implants exceeded a 19 year old girl’s credit limit. I personally think she will be fine and like her look. America is certainly divided. Is Vegas ready for a girl like this? Right now, she is the Jackie Robinson of 2008 ring girls. I think the over under for her getting implants is 3 months. Any takers? Should she? This is a serious discussion. Let’s keep this professional.