Fat Mike Tyson
What the hell? When did this happen? I know the guy lost about a half billion dollars but surely he did not eat it. Mike Tyson faught for the heavy weight championship of the world five years ago and now he is nothing more than a heavy bag. I am neither a nutritionist nor a psychologist, but can somebody prescribe Iron Mike some Diet Prozac. How many carbs are in Ritalin? Is he taking the chocolate covered Paxil? Unless he is in training for an eating contest, dude needs to get in his road work and maybe work in a situp.
Final note for Mike Tyson. Please do not take this the wrong way. If you do get angry and want to find me, I always wear either my Eli Manning Jersey or my Philadelphia Eagles shirt. I also always wear my Yankee cap. If it is backwards, then it means I want to throw down. If you see me, feel free to try me. Bring it Fatty.