Kansas City Zoo MRI
What is up with Kansas City’s Health Care these days? Carolyn Ragan went to her doctor for an MRI on her spine. The hospital referred her to the Kansas City Zoo for the MRI machine that they use for the caged animals. Ouch. I think the doctor may need to work on his bedside manner a tad bit. Do not get me wrong. Ragan dresses out at 5 foot 275lb, which is great if you are a high school nose tackle. But sending her to the zoo? That is somewhat harsh. I am not a doctor or radiologist but I could have solved her problem without comparing her to a baby rhino. Do you need a freaking MRI machine when a polaroid would do the trick? See this picture. Your spine is hurting because you are carrying around an adult male all day. Go lose 175lbs and you will be fine. Have a nice day. Not that hard Kansas City.
Editors Note: I did not have a picture of Carolyn Ragan or the Kansas City Zoo MRI. I compromised with Zooey Deschanel. Close enough.