Stupid Baby Names
There is breaking news out of New Jersey tonight. The boy known as Little Adolph Hitler and his sisters were removed from their idiot parents by the Child Protection Agency. Personally, I think they should have let the French get another crack at removing Hitler but what can you do. I’m not sure what took the authorities so long to figure this one out. The younger sisters were named Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler. Why did it take them three years? There was no reason for the removal given but we can assume that it is because of the names and the fact that the parents are idiots. That should be a good enough reason to remove a kid. We should give them free reign on this stupid new celebrity baby naming trend. Can we now put Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz on notice? Let’s see stupid name (check) and idiot parents (check). Don’t worry Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Help is on the way.