Brenda Warner

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When did this happen?  Like every other football fan, I have not watched any Arizona Cardinals football.  The last time I saw Brenda Warner was during the 2001 Superbowl.  She looked like an older version of Detlef Schrempf.  Now she’s stopped going to Kurt’s barber and looks like she may have busted out with some implants.  She’s also doing what I recommend for any average to below average girl.  Find a big woman and put her in a tank top.  Then make her go wherever you go.  Please have the common decency of letting her ride in the car with you.  It looks bad to have your QB husband force her in the trunk.

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2 Responses to “Brenda Warner”

  1. James Kirk Maberry Says:

    Petty.

  2. senglar…

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