March Madness Picks
There is nothing I hate more than the experts and jackasses in your office scrambling to see who is playing this year and then giving you their picks. Ask them to name 5 college basketball players. I will bet money they can not name two. That being said I can name 3 players and one of them is named the white guy from North Carolina.
Here are my picks for today. In the early games, I will take the North Carolina Tarheels to beat the crappy school that nobody cares about by about 50 and then have UConn ass rape the Tennessee-Chatahoga by 60+. The rest will be early scares but the favorites should win in all of them. Don’t be tempted on BYU. (Spoiler Alert) They are all white.
As for the Final Four. Give me Pittsburgh, Carolina, Memphis and Lville. Yes, it is boring. I like Pitt over Memphis in the finals. I searched for at least 10 minutes looking for a hot Pitt cheerleader for the article and as you can see I had to improvise. Yes Kentucky, I know the girl is holding a football. Leave me alone. If anybody can find a hot pic of a Pitt cheerleader that does not look like the offspring of Dan Marino, please send it to me. That guy must have ran through half the women in college.
Keep coming back. I will somewhat live blog the games this week. Let me hear who you got.