Archive for July, 2009

Shake Weight Video

Posted in TV with tags , , , , , on July 30, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

What the hell?  I’m just surprised Richard Simmons or Tony Little hasn’t endorsed this yet.

Santa Cruz City Council

Posted in World News with tags , , , on July 28, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

How in the hell is California broke when you have clear leadership like this in your local government?  I want to laugh at her but she seems sincere.  Her entire speech sounds like she is running for the 4th grade student council at Bayside.  I will say this.   This girl gets hotter by the second.  Every um and ended thought just does something for me.  If she dropped 20lbs, she would be your next morning host on Fox News.  Somebody may want  to let her  know about the Emancipation Proclamation but who cares.  She’s on the side of the country that doesn’t have slaves unlike you dirty Philly people.  She was a bit Socialist with her idea for free food but she did mention that she wanted to pay the farmers but not the land and then sell the fruits and vegetables from the trees at the farmers market.  The sad thing about this is that there is some poor guy who has to listen to this every night when he gets home.   She should really consider moving to a small state that is freezing cold and run for Governor.  I think Alaska has an opening.

The TO Show

Posted in dallas cowboys with tags , , , , , , , , on July 21, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

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Just when you thought they ran out of ideas for shows.  VH1 brings us the TO show.  I was pretty much expecting a show that had TO running around with his shirt off and talking about people not understanding him.  You eagle fans can relax.  There were plenty of shots of him running around with his shirt off and some are in slow motion so you won’t even have to slow it down.  That will keep most Eagle fans busy for at least another month.  Other than that it may be a decent show.  The previews show him go through one woman after the other.  The only thing missing is the viking helmet and giant clock.  He is also shown going back and trying to talk to his father and a nice moment with his grandmother who raised him.  I am still confused about how Jerry Jones explained to him he was cut on a table cloth.  The show touches on that and you can see why he seems confused why he was cut when they ask him.  He seemed more hurt than angry but I can still see him releasing a sex tape with Jessica Simpson in a few months.   Overall, I will say give it a chance.

So long Jessica

Posted in dallas cowboys with tags , , , , , , , on July 20, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

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I really wanted a full off season to erase the bad taste from the Cowboys laying down against the Eagles.  This is close enough.  Tony Romo finally backed the dump truck up on Jessica Simpson.  I normally would take the time to blame Simpson for basically ruining the last two seasons but I am not.  Don’t get me wrong.  I’m happy that her idiot family has been removed from the scene.  I am really questioning Tony Romo.  Keep in mind he sought her out and met with Joe Simpson first to arrange this.  He somehow manages to have two and a half years of conversations with Jessica which makes me question his intelligence.  He smashes her the night before her birthday and still sticks around Hollywood and hits the clubs.  It  seems like may be the attention whore in this whole thing.  That is fine if you win and take care of business in the off season.  He’s actually doing better than Super Bowl champ Ben Rothlesburg who is getting sued by a hotel maid for rape.  (I guess he is not doing any Super 8 endorsements but he should know you don’t get that kind of service for 39 bucks) The jury is still out on Romo.  The whole season again depends on Romo and whether he would wants to be  in Sports Illustrated or Star Magazine.  We will see if he learned from this mess.  Beat the Giants, beat the Eagles, even the Rams and we’ll talk.

ESPN: Outside the Lines

Posted in Entertainment Section with tags , , , , , on July 19, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

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What a boring day in the sports world.  Some 90 year old man loses the British Open which proves what a “sport” it is.  I’m stuck watching Denise Richards try to convince people that she’s not a pain in the ass on E and failing miserably.  The Espys are on which are about as relevant as winning best kiss in the MTV movie awards.  The Espys?  This is nothing more than a excuse for guys to wear purple suits and convince the wife that they have to be in Vegas for an awards show.  I’d rather watch a 24 year old porn star win a lifetime achievement award in the AVN awards.

I think the whole thing that soured me is that the nations sports network just violated every code known to man.  Outside the Lines obtained a video from the night Pacman Jones decided to make it rain. Rappers,  NFL players, NBA players and a few WNBA girls were just throwing 10 grand in ones on the ground like it was confetti.  Strippers were on their hands and knees like little kids picking up candy from candy from a pinata.  Women in America can’t handle that.  They need to know that their old man only drops 20 bucks and isn’t really having a good time.  The only thing that saved the night were the strippers.  The girls on stage had a build like Jim Belushi.  I’ve seen skinnier girls going for 7ths at a Golden Coral buffet.  They just destroyed the myth of stripper aerobics.  That may be your saving grace ESPN.  Remember your demographic.  The next grainy video I want to see is the Erin Andrews peephole video.  Do us a service ESPN.