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World’s Best Ass

Posted in Fashion World, Gameshows with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 15, 2008 by Straight Cash Homey

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The French have finally contributed something positive to the world with last weeks World’s Best Ass competition.  Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, a 21 year old Brazilian, took home this year’s title and 15,000 Euros.  The French would not be French if they did not include guys in this competition.  Luckily for you, I will not mention this any further.  Let’s get back to this Brazilian’s ass.  We salute you Ms. Fronckowiakfor your bravery and nice ass.  We wish you luck as you turn your title into appearances at lowrider car shows.  Don’t limit yourself.  You also have the potential to be a ring card girl at cockfights or maybe work the drivethru at McDonalds.  We look forward to not understanding a word that you say on the next Univision telenovela.

It just so happens that we are going to hold the American version of the World’s Greatest Ass.  If you think your ass is as good or better than of that chica pictured above, send us a picture or youtube clip.  I will offer a grand prize of $15 which is about the same as 20,000 Euros.  Don’t hurt your brain on math or exchange rates.  That is way too hard.  Trust me.  I have done the math.  The competition is now officially open.

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Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?

Posted in Gameshows, TV with tags , , , , , , , on November 11, 2008 by Straight Cash Homey

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Well Played Regis.  Well Played.  I still get the parting gifts right?  A years supply of cup o’noodles is not looking so bad right now.