Tila Tequila: A shake at love

Posted in Police Beat with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 11, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey


If your friend decides to drink and drive, just take their keys.  Shawn Merriman might have been a bit overzealous in his actions.  Tila did not want to join Merriman and his two other girlfriends in private.  She simply took off her clothes and decided to leave.  Nothing wrong with that.  Merriman concerned for her safety went after her like she was Brady Quinn.  (By the way Browns, nobody cares which crappy qb you are starting.  They will still throw 3 interceptions a game and you will go 5-11.  Enough with the big mystery.) It appears that he grabbed her by the arms and shook her until she sobered up a bit.  Not sure if he threw in his stupid lights out dance but he did not appear to hurt her.  He may be forced to only date two women at a time instead of three once this gets out there.   Now the San Diego DA is saying that there are no charges to be filed.  Merriman will probably have to dip into his wallet and this will all go away.  Just like his career if he gets busted for roids again and her career once she hits 25.


Alabama Fan Loses It

Posted in Douchebags with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 10, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

College Football is back and what better way then to highlight the nice fan base from Alabama.  I’ll admit that I knew this was not going to be pretty when I received this link that simply stated Bama Fan.  Sure enough the jackass made a fool of himself with his pom poms and surprisingly without the aid of Jack Daniels.  Something tells me had a similar reaction during Obama’s speech last night.  This was game one.  Enjoy the season and learn how to swing a folding chair like a man.

Screw Philly

Posted in Sports with tags , , , on August 14, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey


Just when you ran out of reasons to hate all things Philly.  Michael Vick is back.  I really do not have a problem with a guy paying his debt to society and going after the best job he can find.  My problem is that the Eagles had to step up and welcome him back.  He didn’t kill anybody like Dante Stallworth but at least Stallworth is remorseful.  You can see that in his interview and I feel bad for the guy.  He deserves every bit of hard times and scorn that comes his way.  But at least he did not knowingly do this every day.  Michael Vick knew exactly what he was doing.  He was not impaired.  He was not remorseful.  He knew that his cousins took people’s pets and taped their mouths shut to get his pit bulls ready.  He knew that if the dog wasn’t vicious enough they would have to be put down.  He knew that if a dog is maimed too bad.  So Philly, don’t give me that crap about Vick now feels bad and wished it didn’t happen when he could have stopped it anytime.  I just can’t wait until Mcnabb one hops his next pass and you boo the hell out of him and cheer the Dog Killer.  Here is to DWare breaking him in half and making him fall back on his Va. Tech education.

Shake Weight Video

Posted in TV with tags , , , , , on July 30, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

What the hell?  I’m just surprised Richard Simmons or Tony Little hasn’t endorsed this yet.

Santa Cruz City Council

Posted in World News with tags , , , on July 28, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

How in the hell is California broke when you have clear leadership like this in your local government?  I want to laugh at her but she seems sincere.  Her entire speech sounds like she is running for the 4th grade student council at Bayside.  I will say this.   This girl gets hotter by the second.  Every um and ended thought just does something for me.  If she dropped 20lbs, she would be your next morning host on Fox News.  Somebody may want  to let her  know about the Emancipation Proclamation but who cares.  She’s on the side of the country that doesn’t have slaves unlike you dirty Philly people.  She was a bit Socialist with her idea for free food but she did mention that she wanted to pay the farmers but not the land and then sell the fruits and vegetables from the trees at the farmers market.  The sad thing about this is that there is some poor guy who has to listen to this every night when he gets home.   She should really consider moving to a small state that is freezing cold and run for Governor.  I think Alaska has an opening.

The TO Show

Posted in dallas cowboys with tags , , , , , , , , on July 21, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

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Just when you thought they ran out of ideas for shows.  VH1 brings us the TO show.  I was pretty much expecting a show that had TO running around with his shirt off and talking about people not understanding him.  You eagle fans can relax.  There were plenty of shots of him running around with his shirt off and some are in slow motion so you won’t even have to slow it down.  That will keep most Eagle fans busy for at least another month.  Other than that it may be a decent show.  The previews show him go through one woman after the other.  The only thing missing is the viking helmet and giant clock.  He is also shown going back and trying to talk to his father and a nice moment with his grandmother who raised him.  I am still confused about how Jerry Jones explained to him he was cut on a table cloth.  The show touches on that and you can see why he seems confused why he was cut when they ask him.  He seemed more hurt than angry but I can still see him releasing a sex tape with Jessica Simpson in a few months.   Overall, I will say give it a chance.

So long Jessica

Posted in dallas cowboys with tags , , , , , , , on July 20, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey


I really wanted a full off season to erase the bad taste from the Cowboys laying down against the Eagles.  This is close enough.  Tony Romo finally backed the dump truck up on Jessica Simpson.  I normally would take the time to blame Simpson for basically ruining the last two seasons but I am not.  Don’t get me wrong.  I’m happy that her idiot family has been removed from the scene.  I am really questioning Tony Romo.  Keep in mind he sought her out and met with Joe Simpson first to arrange this.  He somehow manages to have two and a half years of conversations with Jessica which makes me question his intelligence.  He smashes her the night before her birthday and still sticks around Hollywood and hits the clubs.  It  seems like may be the attention whore in this whole thing.  That is fine if you win and take care of business in the off season.  He’s actually doing better than Super Bowl champ Ben Rothlesburg who is getting sued by a hotel maid for rape.  (I guess he is not doing any Super 8 endorsements but he should know you don’t get that kind of service for 39 bucks) The jury is still out on Romo.  The whole season again depends on Romo and whether he would wants to be  in Sports Illustrated or Star Magazine.  We will see if he learned from this mess.  Beat the Giants, beat the Eagles, even the Rams and we’ll talk.