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Khloe to Wed

Posted in Entertainment Section with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 18, 2009 by Straight Cash Homey

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Many people on this very website criticized me for pointing out that Khloe was a large human being.  Well it looks like I am now vindicated.  I would have suggested for her to either mix in some stripes or camouflage but she took it to the next level.  Why change your wardrobe when you can marry a 6’11 260lb Lamar Odom?  They look really happy and I must say that she looks really good.  She should remove all of the pictures floating around of her and her sisters.  I think these two will make a great couple.  I’ve also heard that Al Davis has already traded another number one draft pick to the New England Patriots for the rights to their first born.  Everybody is a winner.

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Khloe Kardashian

Posted in Fashion World with tags , , , , , , , on December 11, 2008 by Straight Cash Homey

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Isn’t Peta supposed to be against the exploitation of big dumb animals?  Naked? We’d rather see you just go away.  I’m sorry but when you are famous for either being the sister of a girl in a sex tape with a wannabe rapper or famous for being the daughter of a guy who helped OJ beat a murder charge, then I don’t want to see you.  I don’t care about your grooming techniques or whatever you are insinuating.  The sad thing is that Peta picked the only Kardashian that couldn’t get OJ off if she tried.  Was Kim or that other sister not available?  Great score Peta.  Khloe Kardashian.  I’m sure no cows were harmed to fit in that big ass.  That is a Mcdouble ass if I’ve ever seen one.  No hypocrisy at all Peta.

UPDATED: This post is dedicated to our friend DC.  She lost her 20’s today.  Our thoughts are with her.  Happy Birthday DC.

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